My favorite thing about the email I just received, shown above, is the conversation that must have preceded it.
“Hey, we really don’t have any customers in this salon.”
“Shit, you’re right. What should we do?”
“Let’s get something in here that people like more than hair dye.”
“What about… cronuts? I heard all the kids these days are really into cronuts!”
“Yeah, yeah this is a good idea. Get some cronuts in here and let’s watch the money flow in. Yeah, cronuts. Yeah.”
Best of luck to you, Salon that will remain nameless because I do not endorse these antics. May the viral cronut power be with you.